My cousin tried throwing an M&M in my mouth, but she whacked my tooth. 🙊
I think the only consistent punctuation on this site is the exclamation point in panic! at the disco
"i don’t support feminism because-"
lol nah we ain’t even gonna talk bye
"so tell me again how did you get into the 1D fandom"
"well i was just gonna check who that curly one was and then"
My girlfriend sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you
how do you accidentally say shut the fuck up
WHAT KIND OF COURT IS THIS
I’m just still in awe that they have chairs small enough to accommodate bees
bee movie is art
can you imagine one day logging in and
i wouldnt know what to do
"shit did i post an opinion"
oh fuck did i say something bad about dragons i must have been so high i love dragons really
♪ strums guitar ♪ why is it so hard to find decent clothes at reasonable prices
Much of my life had been devoted to trying not to cry in front of people who loved me, so I knew what Augustus was doing. You clench your teeth. You look up. You tell yourself that if they see you cry, it will hurt them, and you will be nothing but A Sadness in their lives, and you must not become a mere sadness, so you will not cry, and you say all of this to yourself while looking up at the ceiling, and then you swallow even though your throat does not want to close and you look at the person who loves you and smile.
He flashed his crooked smile, then said, “I lit up like a Christmas tree, Hazel Grace. The lining of my chest, my left hip, my liver, everywhere.”
E v e r y w h e r e.
That word hung in the air awhile. We both knew what it meant.