in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
"Isn’t Harry Potter, like, naked on Broadyway now?"
- Fat shame Patrick Stump
- Call Pete Wentz a douche
- Don’t acknowledge Joe Trohman
- Say FOB don’t need Andy Hurley
… I will personally give you a 20 Dollar Nosebleed
Happy Birthday, Harry Potter (July 31, 1980).From an inside pocket of his black overcoat he pulled a slightly squashed box. Harry opened it with trembling fingers. Inside was a large, sticky chocolate cake with Happy Birthday Harry written on it in green icing.